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Jokes!
Wow! I didn’t know you could yodel!
Ba-na-na-naaaaa!
With a tuba [tube of] glue.
He was playing by ear.
They forgot the words.
Pop music.
Nep-tunes.
She wanted to reach the high notes.
Because she broke the record!
The lute
A headband.
He was Haydn.
Because he was Baroque.
Because he loved the high Cs.
In the piano.
A moo-sician.
“Gone Chopin. Bach in a minuet.”
Rap.
Mouse organs
A humbug.
He knew his scales.
Because she wanted to rock and roll.
ELFis Presley
Hip Hop
A choir
The trom-bone
TUBA stands for “Terrible Underwater Breathing Apparatus”
She was a little hoarse
A MOOOOO-sician
The guitARRRRR!
His Bach was worse than his bite.
The neck
Badoom-tish!
but they are huge metal fans.
Because they don’t have any organs
The lute
Never mind; it’s too short
Never mind; it’s too long
Cool music
I can only tell them apart by their scales.
Something catchy
She had the drumsticks
Because he kept getting in treble.
Your voice.
It only knows how to play
A broken drum... It's unbeatable.
He knew all his scales.
...they aren't my forté