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Knock, knock! Who’s there? Little old lady? Little old lady who?"
What is Beethoven’s favourite fruit?
How do you fix a broken tuba?
Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?
Why do bees hum?
What type of music are balloons afraid of?
What types of songs do planets sing?
Why did the singer climb a ladder?
Why couldn’t the athlete listen to her music?
What did the robbers take from the music store?
What makes music on your hair?
Why couldn't the string quartet find their composer?
Why didn't Handel go shopping?
Why did the pirate buy an opera album?
Where did the music teacher leave her keys?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
A sign at a music shop:
What is an Egyptian mummy’s favourite music?
What kind of musical instrument do rats play?
What do you call a musical insect?
Why did the fish make such a good musician?
Why did the grandma sit in the rocking chair wearing rollerskates?
Which elf was the best singer?
What kind of music do bunnies like?
What has forty feet and sings?
What’s a skeleton’s favourite instrument?
Everyone knows that SCUBA stands for “Self Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus” but not many people know that...
Why couldn’t the pony go to choir?
What do you call a cow with a guitar?
What is a pirate’s favourite instrument?
Did you hear about the piano playing vampire?
What is a vampires favourite part of a guitar?
Did you hear about the two drums and a cymbal that fell off a cliff?
Wind turbines don’t like classical music…
Why don’t skeletons play music in church?
What did the robbers take from the music store?
Do you want to hear a joke about staccato?
Do you want to hear a joke about a fermata?
What do you get when you put your music player in the fridge?
I have six fish named Major, Minor, Blues, Pentatonic, Dorian and Aeolian."
What sort of music should you listen to when fishing?
Why did the chicken join the band?
Why did the music note go to jail?
What instrument can you hear but not touch?
Why doesn't the piano work?
What's the best gift to give a musician?
Why was the fish such a good musician?
I would tell you a musical joke, but..."
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